Elocution. Class. Style.

laughing-sister:

Are you from africa ? because african love you.

Are you from jamaica ? becuase jamaican me crazy !

Are you from russia ? because you’re-a making my blood russia to my d*ck.

Are you japanese ? because i wanna take JAPANESE off. Are you from china ? ‘cause i’m china get your number.

Ladies in my life, prepare to be bombarded.

(Source: m-a-r-i-e-l-l-e-b-p, via sameguyfromyesterday)